Eros Gómez-Stroble
has landed to this world in San Francisco, California
on Saturday May 31st, 2014 at 4:31 PM
be ready
Saturday May 31st, 2014
4 Kg + 185 g
51 cm
Didn’t you have enough?
¡Ay dios mío!
¿queeeeeeeeeeé?
Did you do this on purpose?
You so cray, cray
Come again?
No, the name Eros is not after a basement massage parlor in East Berlin, you Philistines... Eros is the primordial Greek god that emerged from Chaos (not unlike our household). It represents the God of Love... What could possibly be more noble and have more gravitas than that?
Unlike the little cupid most people associate it with (son of Aphrodite and brother to a bunch of friskier Erotes twins), the original, old school (I mean 2700 years old school) deity is a winged male-like god, born either with, or out of Chaos (the Greek’version of the Big Bang) along with/after Gaia (the Earth) and Tartarus (the Abyss or the Underworld). Eros represents human love and emotion... in many stories he represents the race of mankind itself.
Eros rocks!... Obviously
Eros comes from a long lineage of people that “made it”!... At least long enough to procreate. Which probably is not unlike your own now that we think about it. Still, at least his is documented. Eros has a pedigree of highly successful individuals (biologically speaking) that provided him with the right genetic tools to make it as well. We want grandchildren.
He also has the coolest name of the lot (see above).
Dad’s DNA makeup is 57.1% unadulterated Iberian... But back then came the northern barbars and diluted the rest. It is messy.
Mom’s original genes came from Lapland, Finland, then filtered through German, Polish and the rest of them Northern Europeans.
and quite proud of it
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